Phone A Friend

He can't exactly go out in public without his trousers looking like this. Looking at the clock, there's still another half hour before the shop is supposed to open, so he may at least have enough time to get some delivered to him. His Co-workers probably haven't left home yet, so they may be able to bring something, or perhaps his wife can drop something off.

Then again, his friend works at the clothing store just a couple of doors down, if she's working today she may be able to bring something to him. Question is, who does he trust to see him like this?