People had, in fact, called the cops

Laurie walked away from the group and headed down towards High Street, figuring at this point that she would be the exhibitionist her mother always wanted her to be.

She finally got to High Street, keen on getting a kebab in her current state of undress, but as she was walking to the shop a constable stopped her.

"Excuse me, madam, I'm with the Sloughshire Police" he introduced himself, "and you're causing a disturbance."

"Well, I'm just exercising my freedom of speech," Laurie tried to argue.

"I'm afraid not," the policeman continued, "it's not legal displaying yourself with intent to offend or arouse, and let's just say your... performance with the ladies back there certainly qualifies."

"Oh, well that's very unfortunate," Laurie continued.