Penises keep growing from the residue

Now things start getting interesting. And by interesting, you mean frightening. Small, familiar-looking nubs sprout from your goop puddles like mushrooms.

Sophie: "Uh..."

Yep, it's dicks. Everything your spunk has touched is overrun with erect penises, even your unworn clothes.

Sophie: "Okay I can sort of see this going badly but... I can't resist the thought of getting fucked by my very own schlong jungle."