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"I have a {if lie=true}large penis" you lie{else}small penis" you truthfully admit{endif}.

"Oh" she says, a bit surprised. "I never would have guessed." An awkward moment passes then Rose finally speaks in a very soft, quiet, embarrassed voice. "You know I've always had a crush on you."

"What?!" you say as you practically jump out of your seat. "Why have you never told me?"

"I used to flirt with you all the time, but you never seemed interested."

"No you haven't" you say to her angrily. Rose then went on to list numerous examples of her flirting with you in the past. In retrospect they all seemed so obvious. How could you be so dense? You feel like an idiot.

"That's why I thought you were gay, you never showed any interest in me romantically" she said. "But that was a long time ago. I've come to accept that you were not interested." Another long and awkward pause. You aren't sure what to say. Then Rose continues, "as for my friends, I don't think any would be interested in a one night stand."

Deep down you know this to be true. Rose only hung out with classy girls like herself, none of them would be interested in a one night stand.

"But" she continued. "If Mike's reputation holds up, I'm sure there are plenty of girls he'd be able to hook you up with for a night.{if lie=true} Plus if the rumors about him are even half true, then they will also love your big dick.{endif} Want to see if he can come over?"