Patchy the Pirate

You are Patchy the pirate. You are known among the crew for being somewhat of an oddball and a little to obsessed with aquatic life, but overall you are well liked by your shipmates.

You bear all the trademark characteristics of a pirate, down to the peg leg, eyepatch, shimmering hook, and even patchy beard.

Your rowboat finally comes to a rest on the sandy beach of these new lands, and you and the rest of the crewmembers disembark, trudging up the shore to get a better look at these newfound territories. "Arr!! I can hardly wait to fuck me a beastwoman!" bellowed Captain Hungsbeard. A few of the other crewmembers murmured in agreement, and the outlines of their members could be seen as they bulged through their trousers.

You see Captain Hungsbeard leading men into the jungle, but you sense that on this very beach could be just the type of aquatic beastwoman that you'd do anything to fuck and dominate.