Paperwork

The president finally told us his name was Dr Baxter and kindly gave us some patches that we could wear to temporarily suppress the effects of the tablets, so that we could think straight for a few minutes. The secretary took wife name away to get changed into some clean clothes.

The president explained we could have the tablets in various dosages should we wish for the effect to be slightly more subtle when we use them on our friends and acquaintances. He also talked about the club's structure.

"You might have noticed by now under the influence of the tablets men are able to continue to think a little straighter than the women," he explained. "This is because boosting the typical male libido is somewhat easier than the female. Let's face it, us gents are usually turned on to the opportunity for sex pretty much all of the time, whereas women require a little more simulation. That is the main reason why most of the club's leadership are men and indeed why those in leadership of large companies also tend to be male. It isn't because they better at their jobs, but because they are members of our club and still need to think reasonably well while are the tablets have their effect."

Kirsty returned and we had a chance to read through the paperwork including the small print. Surprisingly there were no hidden catches and we signed up to become fully fledged members of the club. We learnt how to access many of the new benefits that would be available to us, including security guards, financial advice, chauffeur driven transport and lots more. We watched as they transferred millions into our bank accounts, then used our phones to check the balance to make sure it was there. Job done, we removed our suppressant patches and allowed the tablets to do their work again, wondering back downstairs to rejoin the other guests.

The sight that greeted us was a veritable orgy of heaving bodies around the hotel. I saw Hazel across the lobby and, patting Kirsty on the arse, wandered over to say hello and fuck her senseless before lunch.