Out of the frying pan...

Lisa surfaced to find a dozen sets of eyes on her. Most were frat brothers (of course), but there were a few coeds lounging on the deck chairs. 2 of the brothers were in the water with her and slowly advancing.

The one in front of her grinned and said 'Someone get me an umbrella, because it's raining pussy.'

From behind her she heard 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

Lisa rolled her eyes and sighed, looking for a way out of her new predicament.