Open the door

I open the door and see Rick still working on the steps. He looks up.

Rick: "Well, was she good?"

Me: "What?"

Rick: "Was she good?"

Me: "Tara? You know your wife is a fine piece of ass and tits. This time I almost got to get a peek at that pussy."

Rick: "That's better than what I've been getting."

Me: "Dude really why do you still put up with her? She's a bitch. Even though she is a hot bitch. All that nagging would already make me kick her out the curb."

Rick: "I can't do that. I love her."

Me: "Even when she does all that cock teasing shit on other guys and probably even more?"

Rick: ...

Me: "Oh by the way. I found a pink thong that looks like hers in my closet. I think it might be hers from one of my get togethers. And it wasn't me fucking her. I don't hide in my own closet to fuck."

Rick: "Oh, that was me and her?"

Me: "Dude? You couldn't wait till you get back to your place? I mean you live next door."

Rick: "Can I tell you something? Secret?"

Me: "Uh? sure? You ain't gay are you?"

Rick: "Oh no. But I get turn on when she does her cockteasing."

Me: "So last week's party when she was grinding on Ashley's brother? Man, I though y'all left to go fight."

Rick: "We did. After, we fucked into your closet.

Me: ...

Rick: "By the way, she hates you."

Me: "And I thought being a bitch was the way she showed her love."

Rick: "Because you always reject her. Not many do."

Me: "I know. And I wouldn?t, if she didn?t open her mouth."

Rick: "I know. But her "opened" mouth is really good."

Me: "I bet. "

Me and Rick casually talk about his sexy ass wife. But every so often he hints at me fucking his wife. All the prev talk about his wife but it just feels weird talking about me fucking her. If Tara wasn't Rick's wife I probably would fuck her.

Rick: "Anyways, enough about my hot wife. Where are your tools?"

Me: "In my car."

We towards my car from the stairs. Can't even see it. I had to park on the far end of the apartment complex last night because the parking lot was filled up. At least it no zombies aren't around. At least it LOOKS like no zombies are around.

Rick: "Don't get bit."