One stop on a long trip.

You are traveling across the country! It's a very long country, as you'd imagine and it takes several days to cross when traveling by car. Since you've planned your trip ahead of time, you've charted where you are going to stop for the night.

One of the names of potential rest stops stuck out to you: The Come Inn. With a name that silly, this place has to be high class and only hire the best employees. The employee you talked to for reservations even gave you the best hotel deal of your life. Pay once and stay for as long as you need. That's convenient! There's no possible catch to this.

You pull into the Come Inn's parking lot and notice a surprising lack of cars. This place had the lowest price of any place for miles and there were only ten other cars to be seen. There must be some local thing going on and everyone is out having a good time. It's a shame that no one told you since you're the John Doe. You would have been the life of the event and everyone would be talking about you for generations. At least that's how you imagine it.

You take your luggage, which is filled with all the same salmon colored polo shirts and shorts, and head in through the front door.

"You must be the John Doe! Welcome to Come Inn!" came the cheery voice of the young woman standing behind the counter.

"Pardon?" You're both surprised she knows you and referred to you as "the" John Doe.

"You must be John Doe. You called ahead and made a reservation." Her smile stayed glued in the same position.

"That's me! I've just never been called the John Doe before." You chuckle.

"Pardon? I don't believe I called you exactly that." Her cheery demeanor still not fading.

"I must be hearing things then." You start questioning your own memory.

Dear Reader, please do not look back and confirm whether or not the girl is lying. It's rude. If I were you, I'd just go with the flow.

"There's your room key and your room should be just up the stairs without far to walk."

You look down and the keys to room 113 are in your hand. Did you just walk into a real life cartoon or something where things just fall into place? Maybe you should pay more attention to what's going on instead of listening to the advice of italicized text.