One of my parents

(Chapter originally made by PossQinsa in www.writing.com)

"You're absolutely right!" my dad suddenly said from behind me "What's the point of wearing clothes at all if they aren't going to cover anything!", He argued, my mom turned to look at my dad in surprise and said. "You don't mean..."

"Yes, I do. I was just talking to Mr. Bricks, and he says it's completely legal.", my dad replied, "It's true!" Mr. Bricks piped up "I can assure you that nobody will get in trouble for this."

I was beginning to get confused at this point, so I turned to my mom for answers. "What are they talking about?", I asked her.

"Well, sweetie, you see, money's really tight this year, and constantly getting new clothes for a growing girl isn't cheap. So your father's been looking into... alternatives." Mom replied.

"That's right! And seeing how skimpy girls' clothes are these days gave me the final push I needed! You don't need clothes; it'll be a lot cheaper and more practical for you to just go naked! I mean, look at these things, it's not like you'll be losing much coverage anyway!", Dad argued.

I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Was my father really telling me that I'd be going naked from now on, without even giving me a choice in the matter? This had to be a joke, right?

"Now come on sweetheart, the transition will be easier if we start right away. Just take off that silly clothing and show the world your natural beauty.", My mom said to me.

No, they were dead serious! And they wanted me to start right now!