One for the Censors (Guaranteed To Offend OR No Money Back!)

Final warning. These are things you ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY.

DO NOT repeat, repost, or even read this. Seriously, DON'T.

Seriously, Don't. This is just Dumb jokes, and making fun of political figures. Repeating this in a school setting is guaranteed to get you a quick meeting with a counselor regarding your lack of respect. For some reason, nothing annoys an authority figure more than a catchy tune making fun of them, so... you know, DON'T! If you do, I've got a basin right here, and I'm totally washing my hands on this one.

(To the tune of Colonel Bogey.)

Biden... has only got one ball.

Harris... has two but very small.

Bill Gates, just masturbates,

And poor old Soros, has No Balls, at all.

Ginsburg, I'm really glad she's dead

Black Lives Matter, are Commie Reds,

Antifa, just wanna grief ya,

and politicians just give the go ahead!

Trumpy, just won't get off his ass

Pensive, probably smoking sassafras

Maga, just there to distract ya,

And the soldiers still knee deep in brass

Riots, across the whole country,

Lockdown, for all of you, not me,

Vipers, gotta wear a face diaper,

It's a fucking ABDL fantasy!!!!!

Last night, I heard a voice real low,

Tells me.. to deliver killing blows,

I waken, is it Satan?

"No, It's a-me, Mario!!!!"

Joe Biden is a animatronic puppet pulled from the Hall of Presidents in Disneyland. Which Is why you can't go to Disneyland anymore, because the government doesn't want you to notice that half of the robots are missing.

Kamala Harris is a small white man in heels and a LOT of makeup. You are not allowed to point this out because of how he identifies.

Fauci hasn't had a new idea since he came up with AIDS. He figures once it settles down, we once again will have just ONE deadly disease that makes you wear a covering for every basic human interaction instead of the couple dozen variant story. (Three for AIDS didn't work so well... needed to get that story straight!) After all, worked with condoms, didn't it?

Epstein is alive and well and laughing his sick ass off in a hotel room in Dubai.

Masks just make you look stupid. Or like a Ninja. In which case we shouldn't be seeing you, and you're a bad Ninja who will only bring our clan SHAME. BAD NINJA! No cookie!

Ever notice how the important Golf Courses never burn or are destroyed by natural disasters?

According to the news, we should all have been dead for at least half a year.

Killing the messenger is a darn good way to show that you have everything under control. The next messenger will think twice before telling you anything you don't want to hear!

The Mongols once ruled China. They weren't impressed and went home.

Rachel Levine is a VERY ugly man in a dress with nasty teeth. He is also hiding behind his ethnicity like a fucking coward. (Bring it!)

Being Canceled just means you can think.