Once Upon a Screw (gay version)

You are a traveling adventurer, in a land of fables and magic. You have interrupted your journey to rest for the night in a small roadside inn, and you have spent the evening in conversation with the inn's only other guest. He's handsome, he's intriguing, and after losing a friendly wager with you, he must now tell you a story.

Specifically, he must tell you a story about what might happen if the two of you had sex.

He starts his story by properly introducing himself. From this point forward, all of the words are his.