On one condition.

?I?ll do it on one condition,? you say.

A perplexed look passes over Venus?s face. ?So getting a chance to fuck an actual Goddess isn?t enough for you??

?It might be, but I want to be sure that I have my ass covered. I want to become a god.?

?What!? Venus bursts out laughing, ?You?a mortal, want to become a god? Please. It would never be allowed.?

?It isn?t without precedent,? you reply, ?Hercules was allowed to become a god.?

Venus shakes her head, ?First off, he?s Zeus son, born of a mortal woman, sure, but still partly divine.? Venus?s eyes glaze over for a second, ?Gods, but he?s divine.? She quickly comes back to the subject, ? And there were special circumstances. He stopped the titans from storming Olympus. He was a hero.?

You reply, ?Exactly, if I?m going to help save Olympus I want the same deal.?

She looks thoughtful, ?That?s a good point?I?m going to have to talk to everybody about this. I?ll be right back.?

The image on your computer screen reverts back to the photo it was before. You sit back, wait, and think that if you?ve gone insane, this is the best way to do it; talking to a hot chick about becoming a god.

After a few minutes the photo starts to talk to you again. ?O.K., here?s the deal, and it?s non-negotiable. After we successful conceive a child, you get to become a god. You?ll be immortal, ageless, basically impervious to harm, and you get to choose what your domain will be. However, you will be a lesser god, so your area of influence will be narrow and specific, no ?I?m the God of time', or nature, or any crap like that. Also, you can?t take the place of an existing god. Agreed??

You mull it over, immortally and ageless beauty sound good to you. ?Deal.?

?Finally?? Venus mutters. She stands up and smiles and you, ?What do you want to be the god of??

?I have to choose now?? You ask.

?Yup,? she replies, ?Choose now, boink me, then become god of whatever.?