Oh why not, hire the dumb bastard.

He's young, attractive, and seems to have caught on to the program. There's no reason to think he can't handle your personal duties. Still naked, you give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek, congratulating him on becoming your new personal assistant.

You poke your head out of your office door. Somewhat to your surprise, the girl who is your next interviewee is still sitting by the door. She is staring at the floor in front of her. You try to greet her with a smile, but she doesn't acknowledge your presence. You apologize and tell her the position has been filled. She stands quickly and rushes to the elevator, never lifting her head.

You turn back to your new assistant, Daryll, and ask him how you should celebrate. He doesn't seem to have any ideas, but that's OK.

You have plenty.

THE END