Oh god, I can't believe this is about to happen...

"Because... I'll be... naked..." Oh my fucking god, this is actually happening, isn't it?

"Because you're fully clothed now?" There's no one around... this is so about to happen...

"I'll, um, I'll be cold?" These buttons... they'll be so easy to just pop open... oops, fuck, there goes one already!

"You don't look cold..." And another... and another... Fuck, there's my boobs!

"Sure I do... look how stiff these nipples are..." Only two buttons left... one...

"I somehow don't think it's because you're cold..." Look at that, this shirt slides off so easily, I barely even noticed it fall away...

"I'll just take that... I presume the rest of your clothes are in here?" Wow, look at his pants! They try, but they simply cannot hide that!

"I didn't exactly walk here naked... I had to put them somewhere..." He's taking my backpack?

"I'll be right back!" Where's he taking it? "Be patient!"