Oh fuck...

"Right, okay, stripes to me?" Okay, damn, why is there so much bending over in pool?

"Um..." Fuck you talky guy, I just sunk one! Ha!

"You're solids, babe." Oh my fucking god Jeff, could you not have said that ten fucking seconds ago?

"So... You got five dollars?" No, obviously. "Because I'm sure we can strike a bargain..."

"Yes, obviously, I'm losing my shirt, I get it. We all get it." Very large crowd, still engrossed in football game, four, no, wait, make that five guys including the bartender, waiting for me to take off my shirt...

Le sigh. Aaaaand... I am now very, very naked. And very, very horny...

"Your move, Jeff?" Dude, fucking go.

"Right. Stripes." And he sinks one. And then he doesn't. Okay. We're okay.

Five dollars. Five dollars. Four solids. Wow, he almost ran the table.

And now it's me again. Naked horny girl.