Oh boy.

You nearly **** on your own saliva. The government came to you. Not to give you accolades and, thankfully, not to punish you. They came because they think you're an impressive specimen. You don't know whether to be honored or offended.

"Let me get this straight," you shake your head in disbelief, "You want me to go with you so you can poke and prod me like I'm a prized horse?"

Agent Harvard clears her throat, "Not at all, and to be fair, it's not you we're after but what's in there," the woman points to your crotch, "We are simply her to offer you three options; come with us, allow us to collect sample from your from time to time or you may decline."

You cock an eyebrow, "You'd just let me decline?"

"Of course, this is a free country, you may choose to not help your country in this time of need if you wish."

You roll your eyes in annoyance at the guilt trip, "Explain the options please."

The woman perks up slightly, "Of course!"

"If you come with us you will likely be away for at least a year, you will of course be allowed to leave to visit family and friends and you may also choose to leave the program at anytime if you feel the arrangement is no longer agreeable. During your stay you will be provided for as a guest of the government, every need will be catered to. Regardless of the result that are acquired from your participation you will be compensated for your time lost. You will receive a small pension from the government into a bank account that will be inaccessible until after your time with us has concluded. The total should amount to anywhere between one-hundred to two-hundred million dollars."

You feel your mouth drop, with that money you could pay off all your loans and still be rich!

"You may also choose to give use specimen samples if you wish. You would meet with a specialist a couple times a month, at your convenience and we would collect a semen sample. You would be reimbursed for each sample with a payment of one hundred dollars."

"You may also choose to decline."

The two agents look at you, waiting for your answer.