Of course not. But things backfire.

You actually began giggling to yourself the more you thought about your good fortune. With that forget spell learned you could get away with anything here with Victoria. If you messed up you could just make her forget it. As long as you were one on one with someone you could get away with anything scot-free!

"What's so funny?" She asks as she sets your tea down in front of you, she sits down beside you and looks at you with those huge brown eyes.

You stop your laughter and turn to her. "Oh...it's just...I thought of something else I could do to you." You giggle again at your private joke.

"Do to me? What are you talking about?" She is looking at you a bit concerned.

You turn to her, your expression dead serious. "Victoria, I have something to tell you."

She leans in expectantly. "Yes?"

"I...I'm leaving to join a monastery in Tibet. You won't ever see me again after today."

Her face is a mixture of concern, confusion and doubt. Mostly doubt. "A monastery? What are you talking about?"

You can't hold in a small laugh as you release the spell you had just figured out. "What? Don't you believe me?"

Her face immediately changes to one of bitter disappointment. "Oh my god. You're leaving? Forever?"

You lean back on the futon. "Yep. Afraid so. It's a life of contemplation and abstinence from here on out. This is my last day of freedom." You glance at her out of the corner of your eye, you see she is quite distressed by this news. "And now today you tell me all about your crush on me. If only you'd told me sooner."

She leans in, her hands hesitantly touch your arm. "I didn't know you were leaving."

"And now you tell me you're saving yourself for marriage. Oh! Just my dumb luck." You moan in false regret. "I thought maybe something could happen, before I went away forever. Something to really remember you by. But don't worry, I'm just happy spending my last day here with you, enjoying this nice tea."

Her face is a mask of lovelorn ****. "But...can't you stay?"

You of course knew that this was just cruel to poor Victoria. You'd let her in on the joke soon, or you'd have her forget it all. Holy shit this was so much fun. You knew you had her already, but you weren't done playing just yet. You were toying with her like a cat with a wounded mouse.

"Let's talk about something else. I don't want to darken your day." You give her a warm smile. "You said you fantasize about me, tell me about it. And tell me the truth."

She nods. "Sure. I have two I mostly think about. The first is that you come over and you profess your love to me. You take me out for a movie. Roman Holiday." She motions toward one of the old black and white posters. "Then to a fancy restaurant where we have a bit too much wine. You take me to a real nice hotel, and there are rose petals..."

"Tell me about the other one." You interrupt her.

"Oh, that one." She blushes again and turns away from you, she can't help but to continue. "You burst through the door and you take me right there on the floor." She points to a spot between her coffee table and television.

"I take you? Like by ****?" That was unexpected. What a kinky little nerd she was.

"Yeah. You hold me down and fuck me. You just take me without asking, forcing me. I think about that a lot. I even watch videos online. I know its wrong but I can't help it." She looks over her shoulder at you, then bows her head. "You hate me now. Don't you? You're leaving forever and now you'll always know how bad I am. Now I'll always hate myself for telling you this." She adds quietly. "I hate myself so much."

Woah! This truth spell was getting a bit too intense now. That last part was not fun at all.

You reach over and take her around the shoulder. "Calm down Victoria, I don't hate you. In fact...I've never liked you more. Thank you for sharing all this with me."

She peers over her shoulder at you. "I don't know why I'm telling you all this. It's like I can't stop myself."

You smile and shrug. "It must be fate. You finally revealing your feelings before I leave."

She bows her head. "Won't you consider staying..." She says softly. "Won't you stay for me?" She was clasping her hands together as she bared her soul to you.

Argh! This was getting way too personal and uncomfortable. You were just hoping for a fun roll in the hay. You were now thinking that you better either fuck her or get the hell out of here before too much more is said.