Nothing Succeeds Like Excess!

Jack had never had to plan a date before, because he had never had a girlfriend before, but he knew a few things about them from the internet and immediately started getting stuff ready.

~I really hope she's not allergic to tomatoes!~ He thought, calling up Olive Garden and making reservations for five o'clock then headed to the local florist's to pick out a bouquet of a dozen red roses. He showered, scrubbing down thoroughly till his skin was pink and almost raw, then got out and put on his navy blue bathrobe to go sit at the computer and bone up on information about the sex toy vending industry. When he was dry he put on his 'Mitchum' deodorant, brushed his hair, and changed into his best suit, the one he used for job interviews and church when he visited his parents during the summer, then went downstairs to get his moped.

Jack's two seat moped was his primary means of transportation, he got it cheap from another student at his college who was graduating and moving to Wyoming for a job offer in accounting, and it did what he needed it to, which is to say got him from point A to point B. Though Jack was a kinda shy and awkward guy he also had a thick skin when it came to insults and was secure enough in his personal sexuality to not care that the moped was metallic pink which was why it had been cheap. He had thought about having it repainted but just didn't have the cash, tonight's little adventure probably being about to wipe out his checking account, as well as having been saving to replace it with an 'off brand' two seat motor cycle which might help him pick up a chick since he already had the 'Class M' certification on his licence.

Jack almost forgot the flowers, but after getting his helmet on remembered and ran back upstairs to grab them, then bombed back down to the basement garage of his building to get on the moped and navigate the alleys between his apartment garage and 'The Magic of Sex' toy-shop.