Nothing, bring it on world!

"So you think yourself to be the exact center of average do you? That itself would be so incredible that you would be extraordinary.

"You see, normalcy is perhaps the greatest illusion of all. In all the worlds of people they are like snowflakes, there are MANY similarities between ALL people, but no two people are the same. The illusion of 'normal' comes from a generally agreed upon set of guidelines for supercilious things like physical appearance, and abstract concepts like ethics. To be normal on all the categories that people are judged by is so astronomically impossible that statistics says it would be easier to fall 100 feet without a parachute and live (which has been done).

"In basic short order you are a sleeper type of person. You blend into the average Joe so well that no one wonders who you really are. And those are the people who can sometimes lead the most interesting lives, because they are watched less often than anyone else. Most amazing of all is the sheer opportunity that gets presented to a person who is not thought to be preprogrammed to succeed in a set field, you go anywhere from here that you want!

"So tell me, John, where will you go and what will you do while know one is watching?"

My early life is best described as "uneventful" or "uninteresting". I have a Dad, and a Mom, like most normal people do. I also have an older sister, Diane, who is almost as normal as I am and goes through life not really doing anything interesting.

I'm not ugly or stupid, I'm also not particularly bright or athletic. Even the bullies didn't really notice me in Elementary School, but neither did the girls.

I got along with the other boys at least, doing boy things like coming home filthy without memory of how I got dirty.

But all of that was just on the surface, let me tell you about the real me that nobody saw.