North (male)

You lie strapped spread-eagle to a cold table, naked as the day you were born, an alien probe up your ass. Yeah, they had to go there. All you can see is a bright operating light glaring into your face. An alien female surveys you. Her skin is blue, her tits are enormous, and she is completely naked. She begins to measure you, starting at your head. She records her notes into some kind of microphone.

"Slightly above average cranium, suggesting above average intelligence"

"Very muscular and fit, possibly a good worker"

"Copulatory organ, 11 inches, nice size, perfect for breeding"

"Blue eyes and brown hair, just as Her Majesty likes them"

She slowly begins to stroke your cock. You feel it stir. She is so good at this. Her thumb rubs your head, causing you to moan. Soon your cock is fully erect and throbbing, the veins pulsing. A device much like a vacuum tube falls out of the ceiling, and the alien seals your cock into it. It begins to suck you hard, pulling at your rock hard meat better than your last girlfriend, who was an expert. You feel your balls clench just before you spew into the tube, grunting as you explode. The alien speaks again.

"High sperm count; all in all, an excellent candidate"