Nope and it seems nothing will

I retrieve my phone and see there are no new messages. There never are, but for some reason I'm always disappointed when I see it.

As I sit on my bed, I think on what I am going to do today. In high school, I would have hung out with friends but they all moved away to bigger and better colleges. Seems now I have little else to do other than what "cums" naturally (get it?).

As I lock the door (can't have the family waltz in, what is this a porno?!) and get my dick out, I start to remember that dream I had. For some reason, the vision of Aphrodite can't leave my mind. And it definitely ain't a coincidence I woke up with this brilliant new physique.

I think of her curves and the beauty of her long legs poking out from the robe. Without even thinking, my hands start working my cock, getting it hard. I close my eyes to try and get a better mental image.

I remember her golden hair. Her high cheekbones. The way she smirked at me. A true goddess.

'Do not waste your time on me, dear John.'

A voice! I heard it my head. I immediately stop my "activities" and look around the room. Nothing. But I definetely heard it?

Maybe it wasn't just a dream.