Nope!

**** was off the table! Nope nope nope nope nope. You wouldn’t cross that line.

Just then, your sister called out saying that she was heading out and to not burn the house down while alone at home. Well, the **** path was now completely eradicated, if it was ever an option.

Which brought you back around to the problem of how to quell your rock-hard hard-on. Time to go out and look for someone, you guess.

While looking out the window, however, you saw something unpleasant.

The well-known local bully was picking on some kids again. You say kids, but they were only a few years younger than you. Still, the bully was a high schooler just like you, and seeing him pick on the weak like that made you sick to your stomach.

Up to now, you just stood by and let it happen out of fear that attempts to stop him would only shift his target to you. That was no different from bullying his victims yourself. Things have changed now, though. Now you have the app. That’s when you happened upon the idea.

You wrote in the app for that bully to hit himself. That’ll teach him a lesson!

Yet, when you clicked submit, the bully showed no sign of doing such a thing.

Seems that the app won’t control people into doing violent things. Probably a good thing too. Otherwise, you could have some kinda vigilante meting out violent justice to those perceived to be wrong. Just like that one show where that smart teen received the ‘**** Note’ and started killing criminals… you forgot what the show was called. Whelp, not like it was relevant now anyways.

Or maybe it was a matter of distance. You could see him from your window, but perhaps he was too far away for the app to take effect.

Let’s try one more command from here first, you decide. Something non-violent…

That’s when you stumble upon a twisted idea. Instead of getting the bully to hit himself, you could get him to do something non-violent, something much worse just by adding a single ‘s’ to the command.