None of the above

Bothing on the page reaches out to you so you keep looking. Perhaps you can get an internship, or even good pay. You keep searching until you find anpther page with options.
1.) Lab Assistant needed: In search of lab partner to conduct field tests and misc. Experiments.

2.)Law Enforcement Needed: Accepting young athletes to fill the role temporarily

3.)Sandy's lookout: Looking for young studs. Willing to pay big bucks

4.)Playboy photographer: Looking to get our hands on panty/nude/topless pics of random people