No.

If Jake's not back yet, it's for a good reason. Maybe he's stuck waiting for that Indian food you crave, or he's in traffic... whatever the reason, you know well enough he's doing his best.

You decide that he does deserve a little surprise, though, and go get on with your shower. Then, you shave yourself neat and sexy... and go pick some underwear.

You're hesitant, though.

You'd really, really like him to fuck your brains out tonight, but you also want to enjoy that romantic evening...

1- Romance be damned, you pick a set of underwear Sandra bought as a joke when she was in Vegas. It's lacy, it has gold lettering that suggests that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" and most importantly it has an open crotch and nipple holes. It's so slutty you feel like you're dripping already. You wrap yourself up in a Burberry's trench and bar the door to **** him to wait for you to open the door.

2- Sex will likely happen anyway, so you pick a comfortable set of cotton boy briefs and sports bra, and you shimmy into your favorite pyjamas. You'll suggest Netflix and chill, with emphasis on chill. And kissing. And maybe more than kissing. Oh, yes.

3- A black lace tanga from Victoria's and matching bra. Oh, actually, to hell with the bra. You pick a tight blouse and a short skirt and hope he does not jump you before you've had the chance to eat that romantic dinner. Maybe setting the table and a few candles would help? You go for it and admire the wonderful atmosphere you created.