No.

Less than a minute in to the shower, and you can already feel the hot water waning. It doesn't seem you have time to masturbate right now. If you try, you'll get caught in a cold shower, which is not on your "to-do list" tonight. You hurry through the shower, still managing to get yourself relatively clean. You get out and dry off. You don't use the hairdryer, as that's never really been something that works with your hair. You brush your teeth and move to the door.