No time like the present

No need to rush this thing, right? You play around with your powers a bit for the first hour or so by tripping a couple joggers, causing a few surfing wipeouts and making the woman opening up one of the souvenir stores very uncomfortable with an unpick able wedgie.

Largely though you’ve been waiting for the spring breakers to nurse their hangovers with more sun and cheap domestic beers. By just before 10 AM the beach has begun to fill in with young, carefree people in their 20s. Just the crowd you’re interested in at this time.

Combing the beach you find something that’s so uniquely stupid it could only be conceived as a good idea by people inching toward another delightful day drunk status.

A small crowd gathers to encourage this idea and you watch amused, as you didn’t even have to set up the following scenario:

A dirty blonde, with a nice looking body in a red two piece, is loudly telling her friend that they’re going to finally join the ass luge club.

“Becca let’s fucking do this now,” she yelled at her brunette friend in a cheetah print two piece.

“Hell yeah Mel!” was the response from the taller, slightly curvier of the two girls.

The crowd of eight or so people cheer. Mel gives her phone to a different girl in green two piece to shoot the video.

“Don’t fuck this up!”

After a brief conversation between the swimsuit clad Becca (cheetah) and Mel (red), the brunette turned away from her friend and bent over at the waist, letting her cheetah top covered breasts and her untied hair hang down, as she positioned her hands out in front of her to provide a steady base.

“Beer me!” Mel called to the crowd, before someone tossed a Michelob Ultra to the girl.

You smiled. All of this had occurred before you had done a single thing, but it might be time for you to get a little hands on going forward — of course you could see where this goes first?