No for me, thank you very much.

Jon’s face scrunches up and he says, “Uhg! No way! Jane, you weren’t really my type before this, now that I know we’re related (at least for this thread) there is no way I’m going to have sex with you.”

A look of relief passes over Jane’s face. It’s quickly replaced by one of mild annoyance. She says, “You really know how to make a girl feel special, Jon. It’s no wonder you never get laid in these stories.”

Mr. And Mrs. Doe both say good-bye as the two head outside.

“Well now where?” asks Jon, “Do you wan to try another house?”

Jane shakes her head, “Nah. To be honest the whole **** thing really creeps me out.”

“Well, where do you want to go?”

Jane looks embarrassed, “I was kind of hoping we could go over to the gay section.”

Jon yells, “Oh, hell no! No way am I going over there! You just know what’s going to happen to me if I end up there. Some guy will try to seduce me and I’ll end up doing something that….I don’t even want to think about it. Homosexuality is just wrong.”

Jane patiently waits out Jon’s tirade and says, “I meant the gay women section. You know? Lesbians.”

Jon calms down, “O.K. that sounds fine.”

Jane scoffs, “You just said homosexuality is wrong.”

“Yes it is. Sex between men is just weird.”

“But lesbians are homosexuals too!”

“No, lesbians are lesbians. There’s a difference.” Says Jon firmly.

“How?”

“Do I really have to explain the differences between men and women to you, Jane?”

Jane crosses her arms. “You know what I meant.”

“Look, women are pretty. Men are not. Pretty things should go together. Things that aren’t….well, uh…they should stay far away me.”

Jane just rolls her eyes.