No Thank You

You watch as your secreatary looks you over. Her expression is neutral as it always seems to be. Nothing gets a reaction out of her: not your dirty jokes, not your attempts at flirtation, and not your wife's invitation. She also seems completely oblivious to your dick just standing there at attention.

"Well . . .," your secretary begins, "thanks for the offer, but dicks just don't interest me."

A light bulb goes off in your head then. Jennifer is a damn lesbian! It all makes too much sense. But it also presents new opportunities . . . if you have the nerve to suggest it.

You quickly think about how horny your wife is this morning and decide to take the risk.

"Well, if dick isn't your thing," you say as the secretary glances your way, "then maybe you'd like to help ME work on the wife here. Nothing gets the Mrs. off like a woman's touch."

Jennifer looks up at your wife then and says . . .