No Good Dead goes Unpunished

"Oh no I don't need any help I'm just trying to be friendly and grab Rebecca's purse for her date" James responded, as he quickly grabbed the purse and made for the door.

"Keyword Friend received...searching database switching user profile to Rebecca's guest account...last user listed as Lexi. The odd computer voice stated.

"Have no fear Lexi I will have you ready for your double date in no time. Initiating Date-Readiness program." it said.

"Wait, no, that's not what I meant I'm not Lexi I've never even met a Lexi and I'm not going on a date I'm just helping Rebecca cause she forgot her purse!" James screamed as metallic appendages flew out of the wall, grabbing him and dragging him into Rebecca's bathroom.

The arms got to work, quickly stripping him down and taking his clothes back into the wall slots. James vaguely remembered Rebecca mentioning that the clothes are sent down a laundry chute and washed, so he'd need to go back to his own room for new clothes. Once the arms released him, James went to the bathroom door and tried to open it, but found that it had been locked.

"Your shower is ready, Lexi. Please step inside," the machine said in a feminine monotone.

James was smart enough to realize that it won't let him out until he takes the shower, so he stepped into the shower. The arms get to work washing him and use a cream all over his body but being careful to avoid his eyebrows and the hair on his head. He quickly realized it was depilatory when his skin started to burn and his body hair fell out leaving him completely hairless from the eyebrows down. His proud beard washed down the drain along with every other hair leaving his crotch smooth and hairless as well.

"Oh, no...no this can't be happening!" James said as the arms washed his hair. Despite the massaging being relaxing, he knew that it was simply the calm before a storm he wished to avoid.

When it was finished cleaning him, James stepped out of the shower and the arms wrapped a towel around his chest and also placed a towel in a turban shape on his head, obviously. James walked out of the bathroom and then the arms slid a robe onto him, over the towel.

"Phase 2 is now beginning" the machine stated as the arms pulled him in front of the closet, where there were three dresses hanging. "Please choose your outfit for the evening."

"What the hell" James yelled as a display dropped down in front of him showing three different outfits.

Option 1

Option 2

Option 3

Please vote in the comments on which option he should end up in.