No. You manage to turn the tables. (Requires Dex 1 & Str 1)

Just as La Diabla is preparing her signature move, your hand shoots out and grabs her ankle. Before she can react, you yank her leg out from under her, toppling her to the canvas and swinging the odds back in your favor.

“Guess we shouldn’t count the rookie out just yet,” the announcer notes.

La Diabla curses in Spanish and tries to get up again, but you have no intention of letting her do that. Seizing her other ankle, you stand up and walk yourself back so that her legs are sticking straight up in the air—and then you push down with all the **** you can muster, bending her into a U shape with her back against the floor. She yelps in pain as she’s bent double, but a submission is the least of her worries right now as the ref slides into place to count her out.

You only have three seconds to admire her ass as it sticks up into the air, so you make sure to get a good look in before the ref brings her hand down a third time and the buzzer sounds.

The ref seems to be reading your mind. “John puts La Diabla’s best assets on display with a matchbook pin that I think we should all be thanking him for.”

La Diabla glares at both you and the announcer as you let her stand back up, and you reply with a snicker. “What’s the matter? I thought you liked people ogling your ass.”

You’ve won a point for a pinfall.