No. Push back

Who does this girl think she is, telling you what to do?

You're not sure if it's some kind of attempt at establishing dominance, but you just simply nod and tell your new roommate that she doesn't have to worry about you. Truth is, you probably aren't going to be all that close anyway.

You briefly consider what she said about the girls she liked to fuck. "Are you a Sophomore?" you ask.

"Damn straight," she says. "I'm also part of Beta Iota Chi, a sorority dedicated to um, social justice."

"B-I-tChi?" you say, unbelieving. It's suddenly becoming more and more apparent that you're living in a porno.

Taylor puts down her book and hops off her bunk.

"Look, I don't need you crashing my reputation while we're sharing a space. I worked really hard to get my score up."

You think fast. "I'll join the Pi - Y - S sorority, okay? So you can piss off."

You're almost nose to nose now.