New perspective

"Hmmm so much to choose from..." James said scouring his room for a test subject.

"Let's see gloves? Nah, they might become evil or something...how about socks? Nah, they might try to control my feet...I got it! A pair of boxer briefs! They can't really do anything on their own and they're the fancy ones I bought last week too, no way this can backfire on me!"

James then looked through his drawers and found the article of clothing in question.

"Damn I forgot how soft these are." he said raising the black boxer briefs in his hands which were the perfect fabric blend (according to him) and had the most spacious yet comfortable pouch a guy could ask for his boys.

"Should I use these?" he said second guessing himself.

"Yeah, it's fine. I mean what's the worst that can happen?" James said setting the boxer briefs on the floor, spread out, and away from anything else as he sat on the edge of his bed.

"Ok *ahem* what was that spell again? Oh yeah, Attrivus Attentum!" James said pointing at the boxer briefs using his right hand before blacking out.

"Ughhhh my head. Did the spell work?" James said regaining consciousness.

"Wait why can't I feel my hands, or legs, and why do I feel shorter?!?! Calm down, me. Deep breaths. Ok, well I should be fine I can see myself in the mirror...wait a minute I don't have a mirror in my room! If that's me over there then that means...Oh boy, I think I know what happened." James said assessing the situation.

James now inhabiting his boxer-briefs stood up and to any on lookers would only see a pair of black boxer briefs on the floor standing on their own filled in with what can only be described as an invisible man's pelvis inside them.

"Well that's great I thought the spell would just bring a piece of clothing to life not put my consciousness in them." he said to himself.

James then looked at his seemingly comatose body still sitting on the bed as he was before he performed the spell.

"Hey yoo-hoo! Can you hear me?" James said to his old body, but it didn't respond.

"Huh, well it's probably brain dead without me. I wonder, can it follow simple commands though?" James told himself.

"Hey, James! Stand up!" James told himself.

Suddenly James' old body got off the bed as it was told.

"Oh ok, so it's not entirely empty!" James said amazed.

"I wonder what else I can do."