New Clients

Melissa sat at her large mahogany desk and looked at the suburban trophy wives across from her. "What can I do for you ladies?"

"We have a problem," said one. "There is a new member of the Verde Valley Country Club. We all thought she was just a nice, friendly divorcee, but it turns out we were wrong."

"How so?" asked Melissa.

Another wife spoke up. "She flirts with our husbands, teases our teenaged sons, and makes snide comments about us."

"She's always flouncing around in her little tennis skrits and tight tops or hanging out by the pool in her tight pink binki," said the first wife.

"Why not just kick her out of the club?" asked Melissa.

"Well, she moved into our neighborhood, and it turns out, she's spent a lot of time in court," said the third woman. "We looked into it. She has threatened many men with sexual harassment and settled out court mostly, sued for discrimination, and other BS stuff. That's where she get her money. That and her alimony."

"So what would you like me to do?" asked Melissa.

"We want everyone to see this bitch for what she really is," said the first wife.

"We want her to have her cummuppance," said the second.

"We want her ruined," said the third. "We don't want her to do this type of crap again."

"Here she is," said the first wife. She showed Melissa a photo on her phone.

"Gloria Van der Shloot. 40 years old, divorced, no kids."