New! Customer Feedback

Ask us your questions and one of our competent and lovely staff members will answer! Thank you for your interest in our products! -- The staff at Bartley Bing's Training Emporium.

A user writes:

I would like to ask about the company's policy around ****. There is a policy I no of no kink shaming however I wished to ask to be sure. Thank you for reading

Sincerely Jonathan Unor

Jonathan, thank you for asking! Of course we have limits here at Bartley Bing's -- lines even we will not cross. We're not monsters! Lucky for you, this isn't one of them!

While **** is not of interest to Bartley himself, and so doesn't appear on the web site, there's no policy against it.

However! Due to the Westermarck effect, **** cases are more difficult for us to handle, and so you will have to request a Full Custom Lifestyle package. Our scientists are hard at work on making a booster to get through this and other barriers, but unfortunately we don't know when this will be ready.

A user writes:

I would like to ask if the company has any package related to orgasm denial. I am interested in keeping my women horny and available while maintaining control over their orgasms (or lack of them).

I don't want to reduce their attitude toward porn, masturbation, and sex. In fact, I prefer them to still desire to have orgasms but still being grateful no matter if I choose to reward them with one or, in most cases, deny them.

Maybe even a hypothetical lifestyle of permanent orgasm denial?

Thanks for your question! This is kind of embarrassing, but here at Bartley Bing's Training Emporium, we've been so focused on helping women become horny, willing sluts that we completely forgot that maybe their man would like to have a bit more say!

Now to answer your question, of course a Fembot can be programmed in any way you like. However, we've discussed this with some of our personality engineers and they believe that this can be achieved via a No Fuss installation! Contact our sales staff if you are interested in becoming a beta tester -- in the future we will definitely add Orgasm Control as a purchasable option!

We appreciate your feedback! Thank you for your interest and for helping us improve our product!

A user writes:

I have a woman I wish to upgrade, but I do not have a preexisting relationship with her. She doesn’t know I exist. Would it still be possible for you to give her a training package? I want her to be doing personal stripteases for me, instead of having to watch her bedroom window with a telescope.

Excellent question! The main difficulty with this situation is that the by far simplest way to begin installation is via our phone app (Android and iOS versions available). Another way is to get her to visit one of our certified installer / therapists!

We've heard there are some black-market sites to hack into phones, not that we'd suggest that! Wink, wink!

As for the stripteases -- what you do after installation is up to you!

A user writes:

Hello, I am interested in potentially getting a custom order done, though I do have a question. Can multiple people be involved in a lifestyle custom order and if so can the custom order include defining relationships and feelings between the various people?

Multiple custom orders are rare and also expensive! But if you've got the money, we've got the customizations! We talked to Janet Bing, our COO, and she said that she would even offer a group discount, like we already do for group Makeover orders! Defining relationships sounds sexy and is straightforward for our engineers -- so please contact our sales representatives to work out the details!

A user writes:

Is there a Futa package available? Asking for a friend......

No need to hide behind your friend! Here at Bartley Bing's Training Emporium, we're all about knowing our own desires -- and acting on them!

As to the Futa fetish in particular, it just depends on the degree! Simpler body modifications are available as a No Fuss package on our web site. More radical changes are psychologically more difficult; for example hormone treatments can sometimes interfere with the training program. In this case you'd need to consult with our sales and engineering staff to see whether a Makeover package could be adapted to your needs, or whether you'd need a Full Custom Lifestyle package!

A user writes:

Would love to take one of those discontinued Bimbo units off your hands.

Book a vacation at our resort and you can rent one for a couple of weeks to take a test spin first! While not all Bimbos were returned, it's by far the most common outcome, so we'd insist you try before you buy! If you're still willing after that -- if you have the money, we've got the Bimbo for you! Rental fees can be applied to the purchase!

A user writes:

I want to ask the company if there is any supplementary package to help upgrade a woman with which I had a relationship in the past that didn't end friendly. Valid examples could be ex-wifes, ex-girlfriends, or even family, ex-bosses or ex-coworkers with whom now, due to circumstances, we are not on good terms. So, there is any help for those cases in wich won't be easy to access those women's phones? Maybe a way to implement a minor upgrade enough for friendly reconciliations enough to have access to their phones at least?

Of course, I am no monster, so I wouldn't dare want to access their phones without their consent so I could upgrade them. I understand that future consent could be applied here, which means these women actually agree to give me access to their phones, but they are not yet aware of that.

Thank you for your question, and of course you're not a monster! We all just want what's best for us and the women we know! While there are a number of phone-hacking services on the black market, we don't always recommend that! We've been considering bringing this service in-house, but we're still working out our extradition status!

Let us reassure you on one point, though -- this is exactly the sort of scenario where Consent+ applies! Patching up an old difficulty is a beautiful thing and here at Bartley Bing's, we don't think anyone should object to that!

If you can't access her phone, and don't want to resort to hacking, another option is the "ladder" system. If you can install a No Fuss Attitude Adjustment on a mutual friend, you can have her help you out with "patching things up" with the woman you're really interested in!

John Newman asks:

I am a businessman related to the nightlife sector. I am interested in purchasing the package 'Anything Oral Extravaganza.'

I own a few exclusive nightclubs, and I believe this package could be great for all my waitresses, but I want to ensure the company has no impediments in using their products for profit.

I intend to offer all my waitresses a new job called 'Organic Urinal.' I want to install them kneeling in front of the bar counter so my clients could at the same time buy a new drink while relieving their bladder of the previous one using them.

I made the market studies, and this will make my clients buy more drinks thanks to not needing to waste time using the traditional bathrooms. Also, I can expect many clients to buy more drinks than before, even at higher prices, to use organic urinals.

Of course, I can assure you your company won't receive bad press for being related to my business. I don't want to become an abusive boss to my waitress. All of them will willingly sign a contract for their demotion to 'organic urinals,' and their workers' rights will be respected. Unfortunately, I must pay those women less as urinals than as waitresses because no one in good fate could say that kneeling to drink piss is more demanding than serving drinks. But no worries, they don't know yet, but they will consent to that demotion.

My nightclubs are also proud to be against discrimination, so I expect to offer the use of urinals to all my clients, men and women. The long lines in front of the women's bathroom are a traditional complaint of nightclubs, so I believe organic urinals could be a revolution. The space available in our locals for traditional bathrooms is small, but the area in front of the bar allows us to make those lines a thing of the past.

In fact, after knowing that your company offers a discount on group packages, and the option to refund and resell you the 'organic urinals' if for one reason one of them is not adequate and I must fire her, I am sure this could be profitable. But I don't want to be in trouble with your legal department if your service conditions only allow women to be used for personal uses and you reserve the exclusivity of commercial exploitation. I could understand if my request will require a different license than the one for clients who want to use women for personal use.

Kind regards

John Newman, CEO of nightclub franchise The Yellow Nectar.

Thank you very much for your feedback! First, we'd like to say, your idea is extremely interesting to us, and we may be interested in partnering on a club on our premises here at our resort. We also have an award-winning restaurant and we were thinking that perhaps the "organic urinals" could also provide table-side service!

Bartley Bing's does not have any use restrictions, commercial or otherwise, after installation. We believe that's up to you. So from our perspective you are totally free to go forward with your plan. Be sure to specify extra passivity as your Attitude Adjustments, so you can be sure your ladies will approach their task with the appropriate demeanor. You should also contact our sales department about a bulk rate -- we sometimes offer better deals for repeat customers, and we look forward to having a mutually profitable relationship with your company!

User Voyager65 writes:

I will be diligently saving my money for the coming months, so I can start installing some "no fuss" packages on my girlfriend. In the meantime, I'd like to plan and fantasize about what minor personality tweak I will choose with the attitude adjustment package. What do you consider minor?

Can I tweak her personality so that she casually and compulsively plays with her tits or pussy when relaxing at home?

Or should I be thinking more along the lines of tweaking her personality to consider fondling her tits or ass as part of normal cuddling?

I'm looking forward slowly purchasing more and more packages! I look forward to your response.

Minor personality change is indeed hard to define, but essentially it means boosting or suppressing some existing trait. So for instance, the default package will make her hornier -- but you could also go the other way and make her much less interested in sex (though we can't imagine why!).

Our first thought was that you could probably try suppressing her inhibitions a little, but Engineering pointed out that it's hard to know exactly what form that would take -- maybe she'd just walk around topless more, or talk about sex with anyone she met. However, they pointed out that what you want could easily be done with a custom No Fuss package, so contact our sales department to set that up! (Unfortunately payment plans are not available for the No Fuss line at this time.)

User incestdomination writes:

My buddies and I have a hot teacher in college that has always been an ass to us, and so we believe this package could be ideal for her so we can get our **** by ravaging her asshole.

So we assume that in the perks of this package, using anal toys won't be a problem? We want to keep her ass always stuffed with dildos when there is no cock inside her. Once we can make her go ass to mouth probably, we will keep her dildo in her mouth when we fuck her ass and take it back inside her ass once we finish. With the appropriate hygiene, of course.

Our second inquiry will be if this package could make her stop wanting to have sex with her cunt. We want to make her go anal-only and become a 2-holes slut that only uses her ass and mouth.

And last but not least. Is double-anal possible with this package? What is the expected time for a woman with this package to accept this? Maybe even triple-anal? She has always been a pain in the ass to us, so it is appropriate to make her receive pain in her ass as much as possible. We don't mind if this make her ass stretch it so much that becomes worthless unless fucked with two or more cocks.

I think I speak for all the employees here at Bartley Bing when I say -- we love the way you think! This kind of fun-loving approach to life and relationships is exactly the attitude that this company was founded on!

We were definitely remiss in not mentioning sex toys on the "Backdoor Babe" page. I assure you, the employee responsible for that oversight is going to be (anally) punished! She won't make that kind of mistake again -- she hopes! Anyway, of course anal toys are no problem, and your teacher will definitely not mind storing them in her mouth while you use her ass for better things!

I'm happy to say I talked to Engineering and they said that -- of course -- all this would be possible! Turning your woman into a "two-holer" is definitely possible! A simple way to do this is to use your complimentary Attitude Adjustment to greatly decrease her interest in vaginal sex, and let the Backdoor Babe package do the rest!

Double or triple anal is up to you! Not all women are physiologically capable of this, but if you bring it up, she'll definitely be interested in trying it out for you! Good luck from all of us here at Bartley Bing!