Never mind that, here comes the blob!

You recall that monsters under the bed don't like strong light and tend to either be destroyed by it, or be able to hide from it really quick, or in some cases just turn invisible and dormant in its presence. You don't have time to figure out why you know so much about these imaginary creatures that you didn't really believe were real just moments ago, before the blob in your bathroom ceiling lashes out with half a dozen newly formed tentacles and immediately seizes you in several vice-like grips!

Your natural reaction would be to scream but one of the tentacles has caught you around your delicate neck and is effectively strangling you. Another is wrapped around your waist, further hindering your ability to take a deep breath. You are torn from the tiled floor and suspended in mid-air with terrifying ease, the main body of the blob still clinging to the ceiling with an array of ever-changing mouths and eyes fixated on you.

You try to pry the tentacle from your neck but your arms are quickly caught by another pair of writhing limbs and pulled into a painful lock behind your back. With reflexes honed by many hours of browsing hentai image forums, you instinctively close your legs tight in a vain effort to protect yourself from the inevitable.