Need to pee

"Err, you may not be able to understand me or perhaps that is some cruel joke but I really need to go to the bathroom." You shout up. You look around for a toilet, litterbox, hell you would even settle for a pile of newspaper in the corner. This room had a nice kind of carpet that was soft below your feet, you did not want to ruin it or be a "bad dog" who knows how these aliens treat their pets.

"Oh, Darling, it sounds like the 'male' (he says with air quotes) needs to go wee-wee" The adult male you assume is the dad says.

"Yes, please, I can't hold it much longer. " You confirm hoping that they at least get the gist of your meaning.

"Eww gross!" Anjie gags.

"Now, Sweety, they are your pets you promised to look after them, this is part of it. It says in the owners' guide that in the wild Humans do their waste into water that is then disposed of and the water replaced. Look it comes with a demo of how to replicate this in the house." The mother instructs her daughter and shows a diagram. The manual is one of those reflective books, inside is what looks to be sheets of plastic that can display the same alien language and pictures like an e-book.

"Take them into the garden just in case they are messy for the first time." The dad instructs.

You are lifted up and held tightly by Anjie in her lower arms, in her upper arms she carries something that looks like a porter loo and you are carried thought the giant house. You move through what looks like a kitchen and out onto a patio, the slabs are made of what looks like jade. She puts you down and you take your first steps on the outside of an alien planet. The sky is disappointingly blue but the grass is red and most of the other plants are orange or red. There seem to be many examples of Convergent evolution as you recognise most of the plants like the grass but bigger and redder.

Anjie puts the porter loo down in front of you. It is clear and you can see a tank underneath and a pipe above leading to a funnel. "Go on then, do what you must, I'll go get the water." She tells you.

You don't hesitate and relieve yourself in the toilet as Anjie scurries off and comes back with a bottle of water. Seeing you are finished she pours water down the funnel to simulate the flush.

"If he pood you have to wipe him." Called Anjie's mother from the other room.

"Eww, mum, really?" Anjie asked in disgust.

"Yes dear." her mother replied.

"Well he only peed this time so I'm fine," Anjie replied then she picked you up and took you back to the sitting room.