My friend is straight, but she wants to try sex with a woman. But not with me since we're friends...

I listen understandingly as you explain, "Well... my friend here is straight, but she has decided that she wants to try sex with another woman. I'M into girls, and..." you look over at your friend as you say this, making her blush and laugh nervously, "...even though I TOLD HER that she is a total hottie and I would do her in a second, she doesn't want to try it with me because... well, you know... we're good friends, and she doesn't want to mess that up or make things weird between us, blah blah blah, all that bullcrap..."

Your friend laughs again, saying, "Oh shut up, John."

You continue, "So she doesn't want to try it with anybody she knows, and she doesn't want to go to a 'gay bar' and any other excuses she can think of not to try it. But I really think she should, so I convinced her that she should let me contract an attractive and skilled young professional like yourself..." I smile graciously and nod thanks for referring to me and my career with respect. You continue, "... to teach her the joy of exploring vaginas."

Your friend laughs again. I can tell she's nervous. I smile kindly as I try to help her relax, stepping closer to her without moving too aggressively or rushing physical contact as I explain in a reassuring tone, "Well first let me tell you, this is certainly not the first time I've handled a case like this. This way there's no reason to be nervous or worry about messing up relationships." I reach for your friend's hand but let her offer it to me before I grasp it gently, continuing, "You can just relax and let yourself enjoy the experience with no entanglements."

I caress her arm and ask, "Shall we go to the bedroom? You'll feel more comfortable trying new things if you're in a comfy, familiar setting." She smiles, blushing adorably, "Okay." She grins as we walk hand-in-hand toward the bedroom. I look back at you as I ask your friend, "Would you feel comfortable withJohn being in the room?"

Your friend thinks for just a second, looks at you and smiles as she replies to my question, "Yeah, she can come if she wants." I smile at you and caringly lead your friend back toward the bedroom.