Move on, it's far to risky to attempt getting into that fortress

You don't like the idea of getting bombarded with arrows. But as the sun starts to set, you balls grow very uncomfortably heavy, and you feel pain spread throughout your body. You fall to your knees and hold your testicles, trying in vain to stop them from producing more sperm. You masturbate, and while it helps, a few minutes later, you're in pain again. You need to find a mate, right now.

You quickly look around, and hear some crunching off the east, and some splashes to the west.