Mother of the Bride

Using your powers, you make it past the guards at the gate. You are very early and no guests have arrived yet. You walk around the tents and see the rows of chairs covered in cloth in front of a raised altar. With a wave of your hand, the chairs are replaced with square hay bales. You see the catering trucks arrive. You walk over, and the food on the trucks, a very expensive fare is being unloaded, but now thanks to you, the caterers are unloading mini-sausages, store brought snack cakes, store-brought vegetable platters, and instead of champagne fountain, there will be a keg of cheap beer.

You head into the country club and seek out Victoria Van Haarold. You find her looking splendid in her designer gown.

"This will never do," you mumble. You decide Victoria needs a make over. With a simple wish, she is now in a very different outfit. She is wearing hot pink polyester stretch pants with matching hot pink tube top. She is also wearing a very tight white leather jacket with white fringe, and it is cut short, so it come down just to her mid-rib cage. She is also wearing white cowgirl boots and on her head is a pink trucker's hat with Hot Mama of the Bride on the front. She also has plastic hoop earrings and matching plastic bracelets. The final touch is the fire engine red lipstick and gobs of baby blue eyeshadow. She looks like an exaggerated white trash stereotype, but thanks to you, she still thinks she looks sexy and sophisticated and if anyone says anything different, she will become angry and insulting towards that person.