More drinks, "I Never."

"I've got a bottle of rum and a bottle of vodka, plus Sprite and Coke. What can I make for you ladies?"

Amy asks for a vodka and Sprite, Lisa for a rum and coke. You pour their drinks, and make a rum and coke for yourself. But you don't get far in your drinks before Amy makes a suggestion.

"How about we play 'I Never?' And we'll take a shot if we've done whatever it is. Because, no offense, but I need to get drunk faster than just drinking a vodka and Sprite." Lisa agrees, so you obviously go along with them, and the three of you sit on the ground.

Amy starts. "Okay, I never....had sex with someone the first night I met them." Amy doesn't drink. Lisa pours a shot and gulps it down, as do you.

Amy laughs. "You two are such sluts!"

Lisa laughs, then says, "Oh yeah? Let's see who's the slut after this one. I never had anal sex." Neither you nor Lisa drinks, but Amy seems concerned.

"Do I have to take a shot for each time? Because that'd be the end of my night."

Lisa laughs and points at Amy. "See? I knew it! Who's the slut now?"

You smile. "Just one drink, Amy." She slams a shot of vodka.

"Okay, tiger." Amy motions towards you. "You're up. Make it good and juicy."