Mold Dumbass Further

"So Dumbass, let's talk your sex life. It's an important subject for you to discuss with your life coach."

"Um, OK, sure," said Bebe.

"When it comes to orgasms, would you rather A) only be able to orgasm when a guy cums in your mouth, on your face, or would you rather choose B) when you're fucked from behind after a good hard spanking, or would you rather only be able to orgasm when you are fucked by multiple men at once?"

"A."

"When you have a live show, would you rather swallow cum before the show and take a load of cum on your face afterwards, or would you rather take a load of cum on your face before the show and swallow cum after the show?"

"Swallow before, take it on the face after."

"Very good. Would you rather write a song about how you love to be spanked, or would you rather write a song about how you like to be fucked doggie style?"

"Hmmm, spanking."

"Next question, Dumbass: When you do a live show, would you rather take a minute to moon your audience at the beginning of your show, or would you rather moon them for a minute at the end of your show?"

"Save the best for last," she says.

You now have a raging boner in your pants.