Miss February

Next up is Lucella, a gorgeous ebony elf with cornrowed hair, a round pair of C-cups, and a heart-shaped booty. She comes forward in a tiny toga, a pair of cherub wings, and a pink bow-and-arrow set. You take her before a heart-themed background and prep her for the shoot.

"This is really embarrassing," she says. "Why did I get stuck with the girliest shot?"

"Because this is February," you say, "and Raider says you're the prettiest girl on the team. So he wants a shot of him plucking off your Cupid toga to mark the occasion of when he first asks you out. He's going to ask you out, by the way."

"But I'm a lesbian!"

"Then I guess you'll say 'no'. Okay, action!"

Raider storms onto the set and sweeps Lucella off her feet. The sporty girl finds herself pulled into a dramatic dance, and is too surprised to stop it. He spins her, he lifts her, he throws her into an epic dip that causes her wings to touch the floor. For a second her face is inches from his, and she feels her heart beating.

"Okay," she says, "I'll go out with you."

Raider pulls her up and, holding her close with one hand, he rips away her toga with the other. You get a great action shot with the elf looking back at the camera with wide eyes as her amazing butt jiggles into view.

"WOOO!" shouts Simone. "Way to go, girl!"