Midnight

The whole day you couldn't think straight, orientation was just a humble of words echoing in your skull. Your roommate either doesn't have a name or you don't care enough to remember it. ( Did I eat today?) The only thing on your mind was Triss.

(I cannot mess that up again! She wants me and I want her, but my stupid cock just likes firing off unannounced) you spend your last hours googling techniques to last longer. Go slower, use fingers before penis, take this pill, no this pill. The list is massive. At last you find one that's in your price range, free. Masturbating before sex makes you last longer.

Noggin full of new knowledge you set your alarm for 11:30PM at head to sleep.

A siren sounds off in the middle of the night you and Sam hop out of your beds, looking at each other. Frantically you and Bob put clothes on and head into the hallway where the sirens can no longer be heard.

"Odd I thought there was a fire" Kevin goes back into the room flanked by you.

Five minutes pass and the sirens go off again. Slapping yourself, you lean over to turn off your alarm.

"Sorry Mark it's my alarm" you say sheepishly.

"Who is Mark? My name is.." you stop listening you feel to bad about waking him up. You can't find the heart to tell him your getting pussy while he sleeps, you turn out the lights, crank out a quick nut and head down for the sacred tree.

P.S if you didn't get the joke, there is only two people in this chapter, and yes I do think I'm funny.