Meet the Muses.

The Muses walk up to you and one of them, a tall, foxy brunette, asks, “Venus, is this the man that’s going to be joining our little club?”

From behind you, Venus wraps her arms around you and puts her head on your shoulder, “That’s right Calliope, this is the future father of our hero.”

The Muses all look you over, and a tiny blonde says, “He’s cuter than I thought he’d be.”

“You want to play his flute Euterpe?” A fiery red head asks, bringing giggles from the entire group.

“Shut up Thalia! You’re so perverted!” The blonde responds, but she blushes fiercely when she looks at you.

“Girls, girls, girls,” says Venus. “Settle down. I think that introductions are in order. This is the fellow soon to be known as Chyoas, Muse of interactive fiction.”

“Hi Chyoas,” the Muses all say as one.

“Chyoas, these are your fellow Muses. The tall brunette is Calliope, the Muse of epic poetry. The tiny blonde is Euterpe, the Muse of the flute. The blonde with the wreath on her head is Terpsichore, the Muse of dance. The red head is Thalia, the Muse of comedy….”

Thalia interrupts Venus, “He doesn’t want to know our names, just our bra sizes.” You can’t help but look down at her ample chest. “Sorry my friend,” she says, “but we don’t wear bras.” The Muses all laugh and some of them blush.

“As I was saying,” Venus continues, “The dark haired beauty in the back is Urania, Muse of Astrology. The leggy blonde is Clio, the Muse of history. The sad looking girl with the long braids is Melpomene, the Muse of tragedy. Polyhymnia, the Muse of geometry, is the brunette with the ponytail. And finally, my favorite, the buxom blonde with the incredible figure, is Erato, the Muse of erotic poetry.”

“Hey,” says Thalia, “I know some erotic poetry too! There once was a man from Nantucket…” All the Muses burst out laughing before Thalia can finish the bawdy lyric.

Venus laughs and whispers in your ear, “If you want, we can all have a big gang bang here on the beach. Don’t worry about them being sisters. We’re Gods. The **** thing happens all the time.”