Meet Doctor McCoitus

Empathica and her armed escort arrived at sick bay. Once there, she was ordered to lay down on an exam table and wait for the doctor. The doctor entered, and immediately went into a tirade.

"Blast it, Spork! Don't you and Jelloba have enough slaves? And what are these two goons doing in here? I'm a doctor, not a prison warden! Wait outside, you muscle bound morons. Go guard the door against flea infestations or something."

"Doctor, your tirade is highly illogical" Spork said. "You know we never... "

"That's your problem, Spork, you never!If you did, maybe you'd find you enjoy it!"

'Doctor, it pleases me to no end to know that my sexual orientation is totally different from yours."

"Why you green blooded, pointy-eared cunt gobbler! Just because I enjoy the best of both worlds doesn't make you superior to me! Why don't you go suck two cocks, and call me in the morning?"

Empathica couldn't stand it any more. She started laughing so hard she peed herself on the exam table.

Spork turned to walk out the door. "I'll be in my quarters, Doctor. Call me when the exam is finished."

The doctor's face then appeared above Empathica's. She was a kind looking lady with blue, piercing eyes and full, sensuous lips. Her dark hair was pulled up into a bun. She pushed a button on the panel above the exam table. Empathica felt something spray the area between her legs thoroughly, then she heard a swooshing noise.

"Young lady, these tables'll do anything but fuck you. Scrotie's still working on that one. By the way, I'm Doctor Leona McCoitus. I'll be conducting your examination." She looked into Empathica's eyes reassuringly. "Don't worry. I promise it won't hurt."

Doctor McCoitus was true to her word. The exam went off without a hitch, and it didn't hurt. It was all done with a small hand held scanner of some kind. The worst part was the noise the scanner made. It seemed to stay in your head hours after it stopped.

After the exam was finished, Empathica sat chatting with Doctor McCoitus for a long time. They talked about their families, and Empathica's strange powers she received after she was bitten by the Sith Viper.

"Well, Empathica, I'd like to run some tests on you. I might be able to cure you, or enhance your abilities and make them more controllable for you. Besides, it'll give me a better chance to get to know you, while keeping you away from Spork and that spooky Master Bater guy who always dresses in black and breathes funny. Sound OK to you?"

"Doctor, that sounds great! Anything you can do would be much appreciated."

"Then it's settled. I'm confining you to sick bay for more tests. Besides, I love to piss off Spork."