Maybe get a guinea pig first.

Looking inside the bottle, doubts began to form inside James. The pills looked suspiciously like hard candy... or ****. Was it really safe to take them? Wasn't there a way to try out their effects first? On an unsuspecting... No, that wouldn't be ethical. Human guinea pigs and all that. But... if he just left a few of them in a bowl in the kitchen - for his own personal use, of course - and someone wandered in and ate some... Not his fault, right?

Trying his best to keep from whistling innocently, James poured about half of one bottle into a glass bowl and placed it on the kitchen counter. He then stashed the rest of the pills in his closet and decided to go shop for some video games at the mall, in keeping with the motto "A watched pot never boils". Depending on who found them, he'd see the results soon enough.