Masterbating At A Sandwich Shop (Naturally)

It was an afternoon like any other at The Substitute, a national chain of second rate sandwich shops for people who couldn't be bothered to find an actual sandwich place to eat. Located downtown, Wendy was idly sipping on a Dr. Jizz while listening to a friend named Yousef. Yousef, or Yu as people call him for short a frequent RP buddy of hers who occasionally works a side hustle in selling Erotic slash fic literature, earning him several accolades from big name studios in the form of class action lawsuits.

"... so as I'm walking away from the pharmacy counter, I bump into this guy as he's walking out of the mens room. Totally handsome by the way, like a dark chocolate Adonis with these deep, intrinsically brooding eyes." He paused, apparently fantasizing about his random encounter.

"Sooo you bumped into him and...?" Wendy interrupted

"...hmm? Right yeah, so I'm all like "Oh my god, sorry I wasn't looking blah blah blah blah" and he's like "it's cool man, it's cool." So I turn to grab my antibiotics and I hear a light beebing sound behind me and literally a split second later I get hit with this gust of wind and he's gone. Just gone, like a fucking ghost. I asked around and nobody else saw him or knew who I was talking about, like they thought I was fucking crazy. But I know it was him Wen, I bumped into Quickdraw at the pharmacy."

Youssef wasn't really the type to openly fawn over ghlfs in person but he would usually do it at Wendy's encouragement, especially if it involved superheroes.

During their conversation, Wendy had elongated one of her fingers into her pants away from prying eyes, swelling it into the exact size and shape of an incredibly flexible dildo. She had a habit of getting off on her friends conversations, especially intimate ones, and masterbating to them right in front of them as she was doing right now.

(Fuck, Quick really needs set his herocom to vibrate, what was he thinking?) Wendy thought as she continued "fingering herself".

Quickdraw is the world's fastest man in bed, with the ability to have sex or masterbate at 5000 pumps per minute, building up over the course of his erection to ten times that amount at peak speeds before he's about to orgasm. While it goes without saying that Wendy's alter ego "The Cuntortionist" has had sex with every member of her local community hero coalition, She's had yet to fuck any of the big leaguers, the thought of Quickdraw in particular always leaving her panties moist.

(I should ask Yu if he has any fantasies about him. I bet they're really hot.)

"Sooo Yu...dark chocolate Adonis you say?"