Mary -- A cute blonde you met at the party last night.

Your mind drifts to a cute girl you met last night. You get a little hard just thinking about her. The thing is, she doesn't live in the dorms.

Absentmindedly you write her name, but the most curious thing happens. Her name vanishes.

-You know, writing a girl's name in a magic book with the intent to inflate her boobs is a bit dickish. It bumps you a little closer to the darkside-

Something went wrong. You try again, but the same thing happens. The name just unwrites itself just as fast as you can write it. You try it in pen, marker, but no matter what you get the same result. Weird.