Make your girlfriend a nudist

"John!"

. . .

"John!"

"Are you ignoring me???"

You finally look up from your phone over to your girlfriend, Emma. She was yelling at you and for how long you weren't sure, but she didn't look happy. Still in a state of shock, you just looked at her slack-jawed with confusion.

"I was telling you that I had a terrible day at work, but I guess you're more interested in scrolling through twitter like always. Not sure why I put up with you sometimes."

Realizing you were in a trouble spot, you shook yourself out of your stupor. "Oh sorry babe. I didn't mean to ignore you. I was just really focused on this news article haha..."

Emma rolled her eyes and turned around in a huff. She walked towards the counter, opened the cabinet next to the sink, and pulled out some chips to snack on. With her facing away, you admired her backside. Emma is a graduate student like yourself, studying economics, while you were working on your Psych PHD. At 26 years of age, with brunette hair, and around 5 foot 6, she was pretty, though not a knockout stunner. She is Hispanic (though white passing) and though now she had massive E-Cups she previously had a flat chest, which you had tolerated, but it was a bit too little for you if you had to be honest. Though E-cups might be a bit too much on the other end of the spectrum.

She turned around and leaned against the counter, casually eating her chips while looking at her phone. Suddenly she looked up at you, "What are you looking at... perv..." Despite her previous anger, you could tell she said that playfully, the slight grin in the corner of her mouth a tell-tale sign. She went back to scrolling through her phone.

You couldn't get past that massive chest though. It looked weird. Like you would think women would look ridiculous with a bust that big, but somehow it worked for her, despite her fairly small frame. What you really wanted was to see those massive breasts in all their glory. But you know that Emma wasn't the type of girl to just strip nude on command. Sure she would get horny sometime and do something like that, but you could tell now wasn't the time.

You raised your eyebrows with a start and slowly looked back down at your phone. The app! That was the solution! You quickly opened up the change bar and started typing.

100% of women named Emma are nudists.

You hit enter and glanced back upwards. Your jaw dropped for the second time in the last few minutes. Standing there like before was your girlfriend eating chips and looking at her phone. But now she was in her birthday suit, completely naked. She noticed you staring, looking at you with a raised eyebrow.

"What... do I have something on my face?"

You just chuckled. Things were about to be very very fun.